"Is everybody happy happy happy? Good....now it is time to get UNHAPPY!!!!"
-Professor Albright, CISC105
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"It's quantum mechanics. Think simple."
-Dr. Hadjipanayis, PHYS 209
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Do we have to do the Hokey Pokey today?
P. Smith ART: Photography
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Is R2D2 a he? Discuss.
Prof. Feng, Film Theory and Criticism
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It's just sitting there! Fat, dumb, and happy!
Dr. Bulkowski, yelling about carbon in CHEM-457
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That's what happens when you get excited about chemistry....
Dr. Bulkowski, CHEM-457, on the destruction of university property
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They came out of the same hole!
Prof. Russell explaining why twins are alike, in Stat 202
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Stress is not that you had a bad day... it's when your husband leaves you for a 13 year old girl!
Dr. Klinzing in Child Development
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Man, if your wife is giving birth in the car, at least take her pants off.
Dr. Klinzing in Child Development
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Children aren't comfortable saying sexual words because their parents don't say them freely. Ok, now, let's all say it together..... masturbation.
Dr. Klinzing in Child Development
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